Come sit by the fire my friends and make yourself comfortable. I have a story to tell that you simly must hear.
Apparently I had a magical Egyptian crayon beneath my kitchen sink all along
Lo and behold, the next chamber contained a blue crystal upon a pedestal, held in place by some sort of contraption. I immediately assumed that the crystal must be the artefact I needed to put in the door slot back in San Francisco, and set about trying to retrieve it. My first thought was that the platform to the right might act as some sort of switch. I’d played enough Tomb Raider games to start thinking about how I might use gravity as part of the solution, but it turned out that I couldn’t do anything with the platform at all. As soon as I noticed the infrared sensor beneath the pedestal, I thought I’d try using my TV remote control on it. I never actually expected it to work, but it did! It’s a bit ridiculous really, but I was pretty happy to have the crystal in my possession.
Ancient artifacts protected by infrared security systems in Seattle
I could find nothing else to do in Seattle, so I flew back to San Francisco to put the artefact in the slot. As soon as I did, Annie opened the door and asked me where I got it. Instead of explaining, I told her she had been in my dream, to which she responded by telling me I’d been in hers! I followed her into her apartment, and she began telling me about the strange dream in which her and her two friends had had dreams sent to them by “the Ancient Ones”. The aliens told her about me, and they also described how to build a device, for which the blue crystal was a part. Annie then gave me half of the yellow crystal, and told me that if I could find the other half, I’d gain the ability to join her friends on Mars.
Um...a cave...in Seattle...while hunting for a two-headed squirrel
Of course to get to Mars, I was going to need a spacesuit. She gave me no idea how I was going to make said spacesuit, but I figured that would become obvious down the track. I had the feeling that the wetsuit and the fishbowl might be part of it, but who knows. Finally, Annie told me that “from now on, we will all share knowledge through our dreams”. Hmmm...does that mean we can communicate, but only if I go to sleep? Do they have to be asleep too? As soon as she finished speaking, I noticed I now had a Switch verb in the menu, which would allow me to switch between Zak, Annie, Melissa and Leslie, with the last two being the co-ed girls on Mars. I couldn’t really contain myself, so I switched to Melissa to see Mars for the first time.
Yeah, sure! Why not!
Suddenly I witnessed a small cut-scene of the Mars landscape before I took control of Melissa on the surface. Leslie and I were standing next to our converted van, bored of waiting for instructions from the aliens. The first thing I did was hop into the van to see what was on the inside. I found a digital audio tape in the radio, which contained some “darkeen tones” by Razor, one of the characters from Maniac Mansion. I picked up the tape, and then opened the glovebox, which contained a fuse and two cashcards. I collected those items too. I noticed I could play the tape in the boom box on the dashboard, and I also had the ability to record, but couldn’t think of any reason I might do that. Before I left the van, I refilled my oxygen tank with the valve below the glovebox. Reading my helmet then told me I had one hour of oxygen in my suit. Alright, it was time to explore Mars!
I knew Kombi vans were sturdy, but who knew they could survive passing through Earth and Mars' atmospheres?!
Just to the left of the van I found a building. The sign on the wall told me it was called The Friendly Hostel. The door was open, so I walked in. Inside were lots of controls and monitors, but thankfully there were only a couple of things I could interact with. There was a metal plate that appeared to be screwed shut, a button next to the door leading outside and another leading further into the hostel, as well as a light above each door. I quickly figured out that the buttons must open and close the doors, but that there was currently no power. It seemed obvious that I needed to remove the plate from the wall and fix the power problem, but I didn’t have any way of doing that. I left the hostel the way I came in.
HAL, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the door!
Further to the left of the van I came across a monolith that appeared to be a vending machine of sorts. If I paid $100, I could buy a token to use the tram. I bought one, but attempting to hop on the tram failed as it also appeared to be without power. I went back to the hostel and tried unscrewing the metal plate with the token. It worked, and I soon found that the plate covered a fuse box. I just so happened to have a fuse, so I removed the old one (which crumbled at my touch) and put the one from the van in its place. I’d seen enough sci-fi movies to know that I should close the door to outside before opening the inner one. I topped up Leslie’s oxygen and brought her inside before I did that though.
You gotta love universal currency!
Through the inner door was a sleeping area, with bunk beds and a locker. I opened the locker and found a can of gas. I tried picking it up, but was told that it was “for a different game”. I’d already read about this little joke previously but had forgotten, so had a good laugh. The gas is for the chainsaw that I picked up in Maniac Mansion, but could never use because it had no fuel. I tried opening the second locker, but was told it wouldn’t open. Did I need a key? I moved onto the bunks and noticed there was something yellow underneath the blanket. I tried picking it up, but apparently I was too scared to do it. I tried again, and this time I reluctantly removed the cover, revealing A DEAD ALIEN!!!!!
Overreaction much?! Imagine if it had of been alive!
At least, that’s what Melissa thought it was. Any attempt to pick up the broom-like item (that had eyes) resulted in me being told that there was no way in hell that was going to happen. While Melissa was running around the room in fright, I noticed something about the locker I hadn’t before. There was some tape on one side of it. Using the “What is” action, I discovered that it was vinyl tape, which I removed and added to my inventory. I then came across a ladder to the right of the bunks which strangely (given it was about one and a half times bigger than me), I was also able to add to my inventory. Suddenly it dawned on me that perhaps the vinyl tape was the reason I couldn’t open the locker, and I was right. Inside was a flashlight, making this trip to the hostel a rather productive one.
More item hoarding joy!
All that was left to do was to see if I could do something with the broom with eyes. I took control of Leslie and brought her into the room to see whether she would have the guts to pick it up. Clearly braver than Melissa, Leslie picked it up without any fuss, revealing the first character specific puzzle in Zak McKracken. I already knew what the broom was going to be for, as I’d noticed the sand covered structure just outside the hostel. However, before I tested that theory, I had another one I wanted to try. I closed the door, and took off both girls’ helmets to get a look at them. Leslie has rather striking pink hair, which was unexpected, and it was nice to put a face to the girls before continuing the adventure.
Pink...before she went blonde.
I put both Melissa and Leslie’s helmets back on, and then took control of Leslie to go out (collecting the fuse on the way) and use the broom on the sand. Below the sand was a solar panel, which I immediately realised would give the tram power. Excited to find out where it went, I bought a token for Leslie, and moved both girls onto the tram. We were taken left of screen along the tracks to the base of a pyramid, where I regained control. Getting out of the tram I found another token vending machine, but this time it was badly damaged. The slot for payment had been entirely blown away, leaving me with no way to purchase any more tokens and therefore no way to get back to the van. Was I dead ended? Oh well, I decided to continue on and see what the pyramid held.
I suppose Saladin also took limestone from the Mars pyramids to build his palace?
Approaching the pyramid, I found a doorway covered with sand. I once again used the broom with eyes to clear the sand away, but this time the broom actually started moving by itself and...talking! It was an alien all along! After whinging about how badly it had been treated, the broom left to find somewhere it could get some proper rest, leaving me to try to find a way to open the door. There was a large key hole, but I had nothing that could act as a key, nor did I have anything I could try to open the door with. There was also the fairly significant problem that I only had a few minutes air left! Since I had no remaining tokens to take the tram back to replenish my air supply, I spent those remaining few minutes trying everything I could think of on both the pyramid door and the damaged monolith. Nothing worked, so I figured whatever I needed must need to be taken with me on the tram.
Proof that aliens have invaded Earth and are simply disguised as common household broomsticks
I restored back to just before I hopped on the tram, and tried to think what else I might be able to do on Mars. I realised I hadn’t yet seen if there was anything to the right of the van. On my way to finding out, I stopped in at the van to see if I could figure out what I was supposed to do with the boom box. I tried putting the audio tape in it and recording, but it wouldn’t work. I then tried applying the vinyl tape to the audio tape and was told that I could now record on it. Winner! While I was stoked I could now record something, I could think of nothing that I might want to record. The radio only played white noise and there’d been no other noises of note since I arrived on Mars. I did however realise that I could pick up the boom box, so I took it with me to explore the right hand side of the van.
Pimp my Kombi
Walking in that direction, I came across another puzzle. There were three buttons on a wall, each situated on curved lines. Pressing the lowest button made a sound, but I wasn’t able to reach the other buttons. I used my ladder and was then able to reach them, with the result being they made slightly different toned sounds. There didn’t appear to be anything else of interest and I couldn’t travel any further past that screen. Hmmmmm…was I supposed to be pressing the buttons in a particular order? Was I supposed to record something using the boom box? I tried recording while pressing one of the buttons and found I could actually record the sound, but only one at a time. I thought I would try getting Leslie to press one button, then Melissa to press the next, before finally playing back the third from the boom box, but that process took just as long as pressing them all with one character.
Hmmm...are the buttons supposed to represent the planets in orbit around the sun?
I started to wonder whether this puzzle can only be solved with three people. Maybe if Zak was also on Mars, we’d be able to press all three buttons simultaneously, but then I couldn’t see any way that I would command more than one character to act at once. Maybe there’s a hint back on Earth as to what I need to do both at the pyramid and at the door with the buttons on it. After all, there are still numerous countries to visit. I switched back to Zak and Annie in her apartment, ready to visit some more locations and hopefully reveal some previously unknown information. Unfortunately, I totally forgot that Leslie and Melissa had limited oxygen, so I’d basically left them on Mars to die. I restored to Mars and moved the girls back into the hostel where they could breathe while I figured out what their next move should be. They’re still there now…waiting…
Humurously, Leslies hair changes colour every time I put her helmet on and then take it off again. Neat!
Session Time: 1 hour 00 minutes
Total Time: 3 hours 30 minutes
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