Well at least I know the resurrection card isn't here!
If Zarmooska foresaw it, how can I possibly avoid it? I mean, psychics are never wrong are they!?
What I'm about to write literally occurred a few minutes ago. The first thing I did was type "look at card", in the off chance that I might get a helpful response. "I don't see the resurrection card here" was all I got. I tried a few other things, but it was clear I wasn't going to be able to achieve much while Zarmooska was still around. I touched her to make her disappear, grimacing at how stupid that puzzle was once again. With her out of the way, I tried looking for the card again, and was shown a picture and description!!! "Entitles bearer (that means YOU, Les) to 1 free resurrection." At least now I knew that it was actually here in the caravan, but when I tried to get it I was told that it was "not in view". I set about examining the crystal ball, candles, lizard and skull as closely as I could, starting with the ball. I tried looking at, under and in the ball, and then tried to open and move it, but none of those commands worked. I then tried the same commands with the lizard and lo and behold, typing "move lizard" was the solution! "Touching the lizard seems to trigger a hidden mechanism." The resurrection card appeared out of the lizard's mouth! I have to ask...how on earth could anyone figure out that they were supposed to do this without help? I guess you could fluke it, but I was only able to solve it because I absolutely knew it was there, and even then it was just luck.
Who knows how I could get a description of it if it wasn't in view, but whatever.
Why of course there's a resurrection card in the lizard! Who wouldn't think of touching it to make it come out!?
An average Saturday night turned into something much more interesting for this audience.
Actually, thinking about it, this is probably the real Elvis onstage, and Les just took a picture of him. What's your take?
Oh my. That is a pretty picture!
Oh the days before Photoshop. Everything was legit back then!
The game closed by describing what happened to all the other important characters. Col. Bob now manages his own chain of S&L's, Zarmooska got sucked into the spirit world and now makes cash channeling mortals, Helmut hosts his own talk show, Mr. Fabulous works at a burger joint, Vito plays Nintendo, Bobbi gave up her obsession with The King and is now awaiting the arrival of a Venusian spaceship and Lyla is tanning as usual. And that my friends, is really it this time! Final Rating post to come...
Oh God! There's actually a sequel to this!
480 out of 500. Don't even think about telling me that I haven't finished!
Session Time: 0 hours 30 minutes
Total Time: 9 hours 00 minutes