Donkey Island - Crimson and Clover

Written by Michael

Said no adventure game player EVER.

Welcome back to scenic Donkey Island!  Last time, I just read the manual and watched the introduction.  Today, I’ll actually play some of the game.

No bananas in the tree.

We start on a sunny beach.  Looking around, there’s only one real object I can interact with, a palm tree, but the best I can figure now is to look at it.  I look at my surroundings, and while some things have descriptions, often the game will default to one of a random selection of dismissive phrases when it doesn’t have a response for me looking at a certain pixel.  For example, “You should get some fresh air”, “Don’t look at every cocaroach”, or “I don't have my glasses”.

Alone in the Dark 2 - Clowning Around

Written by Andy Panthro

The creepy teleport room, where I began today

It’s been a little while since I played, it’s not always been the most fun experience, so I put it off for a while. Last time, I’d just been warped to a new area, and it just seems to be either another building or another part of the same house. The room I start in seems to be some sort of ritual area, not sure why it’s there other than I guess if the others can use it to warp around like a teleporter. In the corner is a flask, which I drink immediately, as the health points stack.

Gabriel Knight - Final Rating

Written by Michael

Circumstances came up, and I wasn’t able to finish the rating in time for this post.  Morpheus helpfully offered to take care of it for me.

...heh.  I joke a little.  This is one of the few times the two of us almost agree about a game.  Although, based on his comments, he would still score it lower than myself.

Humor aside, let’s get to the task at hand.  This is going to be tough for me.  I’m not known for covering top-10 games, and certainly didn’t expect Hand of Fate to crack the list.  The titles that I prefer, such as the humor-infused Sam & Max, are not universally acclaimed as high art.   I’m writing this introduction before I’ve figured out the score, but if the readers have any say, this game will blow those titles away.

Dragonsphere – Beauty and the Beast

 Written by Vetinari

Before getting to the Hightower Mountains, the game subjects me to another cutscene.

Gee, calm down girl!

Lak-Hella reminds Fiona that “before he vanished” Ner-Tom said that the sorcerer would emerge when the dragonsphere had burst apart, and that is not even close to happening. Then suggests that Fiona go to the courtyard and play at javelins to calm her nerves. (Play at javelins? How do you play at javelins exactly? And isn't that an unseemly activity for a lady?)

Game 160: The Secret of Donkey Island (Tajemství Oslího ostrova) - Introduction (1994)

Written by Michael

Before I finalize the scoring for Gabriel Knight, I’ll take a slight detour to a more light-hearted title.  Don’t fret -- I’ll post the scoring next. For now, we’ll go for a historic title.

Historic?  Before 1992, there hadn’t really been any real games developed and released from a Czech-based producer.  A pair of teens, Jarek Kolář and Petr Vlček, using a computer at a grammar school in Brnol, developed the game we are about to play as a way to prove that Czech citizens really could produce a game up to the standards of the overseas developers.  It was the first point-and-click developed in the country, and one of the first (eventually) made commercially available.